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Post by almost30 on Sept 30, 2011 9:46:52 GMT -5
Step One: The Union should find a way to find out how everyone votes on the proposed contracts..for or against.
Step Two: Lets say the signing bonus is $5000 but the membership votes it down...60% against 40% in favor.
Step Three: Ford then offers $8000 and the contract is approved 80% for and 20% against.
Step Four: Give each of the original 40% who wanted to settle for $5000....exactly that...$5000
Step Five: take the extra $3000 those 40% people wanted to give up and add it to the brothers and sisters who fought for more and had the balls to say NO the first time.!!
Step Six: Now take the last 20% who voted no again and subtract the whole $8000 and give it charity cuz there ain't nothin' gonna make these people happy anyway!
Step 7: Wait for Ford to re-open the contract in 3 months and ask for the $8000 back.
(for those of you who don't realize it..this post was meant as satirical)
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Post by reedycreekbuc on Sept 30, 2011 10:45:29 GMT -5
Very funny!
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Sept 30, 2011 10:59:16 GMT -5
My head hurts...
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Post by JoePieper on Sept 30, 2011 12:38:17 GMT -5
And I thoght I was the smartass hehehehe ;D
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Post by Ktp1989 on Sept 30, 2011 14:46:31 GMT -5
Here's a better plan...give us back everything we gave up for the company to avoid bankruptcy.........the end!
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Post by almost30 on Sept 30, 2011 15:45:49 GMT -5
Here's a better plan...give us back everything we gave up for the company to avoid bankruptcy.........the end! Well..DUH....way to suck the fun out of a silly thread dude...
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Post by ktpelec on Sept 30, 2011 19:47:29 GMT -5
Obviously, Almost30 has way too much time on his hands....LOL
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Post by ktpschd on Oct 3, 2011 6:17:59 GMT -5
Obviously indeeed
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