BRAINOMATIC....ONLY $500 BUCKS!!!!

[wplap]

Tired of having to think? Tired of having to oil the rusty wheels between your ears? No need to worry my friend, I have something for you. For just $500 I will come to your house and turn the channel to FOX NEWS. THAT'S RIGHT! ONLY 500 BUCKS! This deal of a lifetime is actually a deal of a lifetime, FOX NEWS will fill your soft skull with enough nonsense you can regurgitate to your like minded friends and family, for the rest of your LIFE(that is unless, common sense gets a grip on the masses), Tired of being outwitted by throw pillows, not anymore, tell those damn pillows they can go to liberal hell with the rest of the soft cushy bastards.






shipping and handling not included

[ScottR@KTP]

Someone would have to pay me $500 a month simply to watch any news channel or read any newspaper.

[wplap]

Absolutely, there is no unbiased news anywhere.

[marcus]

I watch all the main news stations.I can then draw my own conclusions.The talk shows do need to have more than one point of view on them.