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Post by almost30 on Mar 9, 2011 6:58:50 GMT -5
(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
You AWOL the day before, the day after, or the day you get a profit sharing check (or all three for that matter)...You might be a Ford worker
You whoop and holler when you are told 7.9 but piss and moan when they say 8.1 ...You might be a Ford worker
When you see a co-worker's obituary..the first thing you check is his seniority date...You might be a Ford worker
Ok..anybody else got one?
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 9, 2011 7:44:34 GMT -5
Wow...this could get interesting. Side note...Jeff Foxworthy.  |
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Post by merepeasant on Mar 9, 2011 7:57:47 GMT -5
You can't do that job because it hurts your wrist and arm.........yet you bowl on a league...You might be a Ford Worker.
Returning from break and the line starts.......NOW you gotta go to the bathroom......You might be a Ford Worker.
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 9, 2011 9:01:35 GMT -5
I do love the number of medically placed people that function flawlessly outside of work.
Had one tell me how they pick their job, not Ford...yet they planted 62 trees one weekend...along with removing all of their landscaping so they could plant all new bushes/flowers. That's harder work than most anything at Ford.
You might be a Ford worker if you complain about how overloaded your job has become but you are the first one to lay down and take on more work "because I can do more."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2011 9:23:35 GMT -5
Your stuck in gridlock traffic and the toyota camry behind trys to cut around in the emergency lane, and you whip the steering wheel on your F-250 to cut him off, you may be a Ford worker.
You go to pick up your rental car (you requested a Ford) from the airport while youre on vacation, and they try to give you a Nissan. You tell the guy behind the counter that you wont drive that POS and you want a Ford product, like you originaly requested. Then after arguing with three different managers you get a free upgrade to a Lincoln Town Car, you might be a Ford Worker.
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Post by jeffakers on Mar 9, 2011 10:13:40 GMT -5
which car rental place?
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Post by TonyV on Mar 9, 2011 10:28:19 GMT -5
If you carry a lunch box that resembles a first aid kit, but with no lunch in it - you might be a Ford worker.
If you work while your sick, then AWOL when the weather is nice - you may be a Ford worker.
If you know how to disassemble a vehicle and fix it but have never read the UAW contract - you might be a Ford worker.
If you are bald with a goatee - you may be a Ford worker. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2011 10:42:33 GMT -5
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Post by pmooret on Mar 9, 2011 10:54:40 GMT -5
If you drink on your break, eat your lunch on the line and then call the upgrader for a pee call, you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by msonelove on Mar 9, 2011 11:24:46 GMT -5
happens at EVERY rental car company we've ever used!!!!
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Post by almost30 on Mar 9, 2011 11:33:10 GMT -5
If you have the attention span of a beagle- - oh squirrel!!-- and can't keep on one topic as simple as this one..then you might be a Ford worker..
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Post by ktpregular on Mar 9, 2011 11:48:12 GMT -5
When your teamleader times it to offer you a pee break when there's a skip in the line
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2011 12:18:41 GMT -5
If you can drink a coke and eat a Twinkee with one hand and shoot 6 screws on a door panel with the other hand, all at the same time, then you probably are a Ford Worker.
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Post by kbrundag on Mar 9, 2011 13:08:54 GMT -5
If you can drink a six pack while getting a blowjob during lunch, you are a Ford Worker. If you can do it again the next day with someone else, you really are a Ford Worker...
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Post by lapbrian on Mar 9, 2011 13:33:13 GMT -5
If you get two weeks vacation every year but are told when you get to use them, and one is 4th of July week...you might be a Ford worker.
If love any show that Mike Rowe is on or does a voice over for...you might be a Ford worker.
If you are out shopping, and I mean for anything, and someone tells you that you can afford it...you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 9, 2011 14:56:38 GMT -5
If you can drink a six pack while getting a blowjob during lunch, you are a Ford Worker. If you can do it again the next day with someone else, you really are a Ford Worker... WOW! |
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Post by beenaround on Mar 9, 2011 15:27:13 GMT -5
If you're having a work related issue and the bargaining structure informs you......They can do that.... You might be a Ford worker!!!!!
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Post by rky792 on Mar 9, 2011 15:28:45 GMT -5
If you pay union dues and go to union meetings and kiss the bosses ass to take care of yourself.
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Post by kuka on Mar 9, 2011 16:30:46 GMT -5
If you go through all of the red tape to get a handicapped parking sticker just so that you don't need to park in the parking spaces. But walk all night on the line....... you might be a Ford Worker.
If you have a blue oval Ford Decal on your lunch box, ..........you might be a Ford worker.
If you don't have any problems coming up with something for this post, ........you might be a Ford worker.
Great Post
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Post by marcus on Mar 9, 2011 17:35:49 GMT -5
This is good stuff lol
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Post by lgmouth24 on Mar 9, 2011 18:18:22 GMT -5
If you give up raise after raise, holidays, xmas bonus, c.o.l.a., etc, and your CEO gets millions in bonuses....you are a Ford worker
If you go weeks without seeing a commitee person>>>>you are a Ford woker
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Post by lapbrian on Mar 9, 2011 20:05:09 GMT -5
If you work where majority of the people aren't from Kentucky...you might work at Ford.
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Post by Shrek on Mar 9, 2011 20:20:09 GMT -5
if you go out on medical right before your two weeks of shut down. you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by beenaround on Mar 9, 2011 20:45:18 GMT -5
If all of your friends and neighbors believe you to be rich beyond their wildest dreams......You might be a Ford Worker!!!!!!
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Post by robinchitown on Mar 9, 2011 21:43:13 GMT -5
If you take your time to get to the line ten minutes late, then run to the parking lot three minutes early. You may be a Ford Worker!!!!!
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Post by ctopher on Mar 9, 2011 22:50:58 GMT -5
You spend all your money on pills and complain your broke.
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Post by caprudedawg on Mar 10, 2011 0:16:03 GMT -5
If you see someone working during break wearing a "My Breaks Are Not For Sale" t-shirt you might be a Ford worker
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Post by trinitus on Mar 10, 2011 0:18:16 GMT -5
If you do the same job 700 times a shift day after day....you might be a Ford worker.
If you put in for a day off and told it is full....you might be a Ford worker.
If you drive a Toyota and park a half a mile away....you might be a Ford worker.
If you see more of your co-worker's than your regular family...you might be a Ford worker.
If your on this site to find out information in the plant...you might be A Ford worker.
If you hear about bonus's through the media....you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by kuka on Mar 10, 2011 0:32:58 GMT -5
If you complain about wanting to go home, finally get to leave and head for the bar, ....... you might be a Ford worker.
If you have dated a co-worker, ...... you might be a Ford worker.
If you go to work to get away from the spouse, to meet you girlfriend/boyfriend ......... you might be a Ford Worker.
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Post by kuka on Mar 10, 2011 0:35:31 GMT -5
If you go to work to read the newspaper, watch tv or take a nap ...... you might be a Ford worker.
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