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Post by whiner862 on Jul 25, 2011 16:18:48 GMT -5
If you get a divorce from your wife, and your Co-Worker a line over Marry's her you might be a ford worker
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Post by flyingsouth on Jul 31, 2011 5:13:13 GMT -5
If you go to work to get away from the wife & kids, only to realize that the people you work with are bigger pains in the ass & more annoying than they are...you might be...well hell, you might actually be normal!!
If your friends whine more about their "hard" jobs more than your children whine when you change the channel from SpongeBob...
If you go to work to get screwed (& not in a good way either)...
If you are working so hard that you can't remember why the hell you do this job...
If you have neighbors tell you how great your product is & how much they like it as they get into their Nissan...
If you ever have someone tell you how lucky you are to have such a great job & then tell you that you make too much...
If you do such a good job that the boss ignores the fact that you just saved his ass...
If the same damn boss then gets a nice fat bonus & exhaulted for your efforts by taking all the credit...
If you ever set a fire inside the plant just to stay warm cos they say it cost too much to turn on the heaters when it's 10 degrees outside...
If you then discovered that the front office feels like Florida in July...& the North Pole during the summer for that matter...
If you ever sweated so much that when you come home, your spouse asks if you took a shower...
If you find that your loyal committee man is telling the plant what was just told to him...
...you might be a Ford worker
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Post by kuka on Jul 31, 2011 13:54:41 GMT -5
I love a new perseptive on things. Bring em on.
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Post by flyingsouth on Aug 6, 2011 0:03:04 GMT -5
If your co-workers are more concerned about what you do than their own job...
If your fork lift rattles more than your 40 year old car...
If the equipment routinely breaks & the parts are no where to be found...
If newly arrived mean just bringing in junk from another plant...
If your boss chains your fork & still expects you to do your job...
...you've GOT to be a Ford Worker! :-p
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Post by kingofalldans on Aug 6, 2011 14:46:26 GMT -5
If you need a Tylenol and a Mt. Dew to get through your shift....
If your line smells of baby powder in the summer....
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Post by richatktp1 on Aug 18, 2011 21:53:20 GMT -5
If you take a buyout and then get a job with the cleaning company at the same plant. YMBAFW.......
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Post by richatktp1 on Aug 18, 2011 21:54:54 GMT -5
If people that you meet are AMAZED that your plant is NOT air conditioned YMBAFW.....
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Post by richatktp1 on Aug 18, 2011 22:31:06 GMT -5
If you have ever worked with a married couple that live paycheck to paycheck on $125,000 a year. YMBAFW.......
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Post by ladybug90 on Sept 4, 2011 12:23:25 GMT -5
These are freaking hilarious. I wish we had a "like" button on here. You might be a Ford worker if you have been laid off almost 9 months and get upset when you find out that you actually have to go back to work to make money.
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Post by LAPbound on Sept 9, 2011 10:13:29 GMT -5
if the smell of raw backed up sewage lines is a normal weekly smell that you have gotten used to then you might by a KCAP ford worker!!!!!!!
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Post by Ex-metalman on Sept 9, 2011 11:41:18 GMT -5
If you go to the restroom and theres no TOILET SEAT YMBAFW!!!!!WHEW WE COLD!!!!
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Post by richatktp1 on Sept 10, 2011 19:56:46 GMT -5
If you receive a memo (written in an AIR CONDITIONED office) that mentions how hot it is....DUHHHH ...YMBAFW
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Post by richatktp1 on Sept 10, 2011 19:59:30 GMT -5
If your supervisor is SOOOO lazy that he asks you every day at start up, if you have seen a co-worker. And, he has a golf cart to ride around on.....YMBAFW
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Post by almost30 on Oct 15, 2011 9:21:02 GMT -5
If you whoop and holler and pontificate why you should vote NO on the contract on this website and yet work thru your breaks and lunch...YMBAFW
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Post by richatktp1 on Nov 1, 2011 23:52:02 GMT -5
When you cannot figure out who screws you over more, the company or the company owned union. YMBAFW
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Post by richatktp1 on Jan 20, 2012 2:53:12 GMT -5
If your employer claims poverty when you want a raise and then a few months later gives raises to NON UNION REPRESENTED workers. YMBAFW
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Post by lucero on Jan 23, 2012 4:54:28 GMT -5
If you brag how your 4WD super duty can plow through a 10 foot deep mud hole with no problems, but when there is a couple inches of snow on the ground, you cant seem to make it in to work. YMBAFW!
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Post by kentucky250s on Jan 23, 2012 12:49:00 GMT -5
If you are med. restricted from doing most jobs because of back issues and then your picture shows up on the front of the LEO on a mechanical bull, and then the pic. is plastered to every truck going down the line...............YMBAFW!!!
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Post by Jr on Jan 23, 2012 13:50:53 GMT -5
If you are med. restricted from doing most jobs because of back issues and then your picture shows up on the front of the LEO on a mechanical bull, and then the pic. is plastered to every truck going down the line...............YMBAFW!!! Lol Can you say Busted |
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Post by richatktp1 on Jan 28, 2012 4:41:00 GMT -5
If you have trouble with those big 3 letter words .....YMBAFW  |
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Jan 28, 2012 8:23:54 GMT -5
Now now rich...we can't have it both ways. If you wanna crack on an appointed rep, you should have no problem if an appointed rep comes on here and calls you out.
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Post by cardrick on Apr 11, 2012 16:10:21 GMT -5
If you havent had a raise in 7years and will not get one for 3 1/2 more...YMBAFW
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Post by Ex-metalman on Apr 11, 2012 23:20:02 GMT -5
If you sign a petition for a grievence against the Co. you work for and all you hear from your UNION is BULLSHIT you definitly are a ford worker>>>>>>>!
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Post by kentucky250s on Apr 13, 2012 21:25:48 GMT -5
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Apr 14, 2012 16:02:21 GMT -5
Guess one of those is mine since I didn't get one.
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Post by trinitus on Apr 14, 2012 16:51:38 GMT -5
One has to be mine since I didn't get one either. One has to be that person's, so that means at least one more person didn't get one too. Maybe they should have had a way to make sure each and everyone got one as they passed them out butthat would have made sense.
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Post by Ex-metalman on Apr 16, 2012 12:14:25 GMT -5
YMBAFW if you lose your COLA and YOUR FOUGHT FOR DAYS OFF.(EASTER MON.)ALL YOUR RAISES,FOR 7YRS. AND IN ALL REALITY FOREVER.YOUR XMAS BONUSES!!!!AND THE SHITHOLE CO.YOU WORK FOR GIVES MANAGEMENT RAISES AND BONUSES AND YOU GET IS A FUCKING PIN AND A COIN!!!!!!YMBAFW
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Post by JoePieper on Apr 16, 2012 22:26:06 GMT -5
YMBAFW if you lose your COLA and YOUR FOUGHT FOR DAYS OFF.(EASTER MON.)ALL YOUR RAISES,FOR 7YRS. AND IN ALL REALITY FOREVER.YOUR XMAS BONUSES!!!!AND THE SHITHOLE CO.YOU WORK FOR GIVES MANAGEMENT RAISES AND BONUSES AND YOU GET IS A FUCKING PIN AND A COIN!!!!!!YMBAFW I said the same thing |
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Post by coconut on Apr 25, 2012 22:13:44 GMT -5
you have to keep a roll of toilet paper at your job to blow your nose all the time because of all the dirt and dust because the street cleaner never comes in your area to clean the floors YMBAFW
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Post by JoePieper on Apr 25, 2012 22:43:41 GMT -5
you have to keep a roll of toilet paper at your job to blow your nose all the time because of all the dirt and dust because the street cleaner never comes in your area to clean the floors YMBAFW Work in the plasma booth in the body shop for 2 hours and you will forget what misery you have now. I like my job but dust is an understatement. LOL |
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