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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:11:40 GMT -5
If your supervisor reminds you of Forrest Gump ..... you might be a Ford worker ......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:20:20 GMT -5
If you ask your UNION Health & Safety rep to put up more "NO PEDESTRIANS" signs and you are told "we will think about it"... you might be a Ford worker  |
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Post by whiteh20kayaker on Mar 12, 2011 3:25:19 GMT -5
You've had to "get NASCAR" on someone tryin' to steal your position on the "Slyder". Don't poke around in the left lane when people are behind you and there's no one the right lane. If I'm in the left lane it's because I'm haulin' as fast as I can behind the guy in front of me. If you're game to go faster I'll move over and let ya as soon as I get the opening. Don't try to sneak past on my right and cut in because I'm closin' the gap and you're right back there behind me again.
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:30:56 GMT -5
If you pay union dues and cannot figure out what your union does for you ...... you might be a Ford worker ...
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:35:20 GMT -5
If you think a WALKWAY is just for decoration ...... you might be a Ford worker ....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:37:10 GMT -5
If you have seen waterbugs that could scare The Orkin Man ..... you might be a Ford worker....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:52:54 GMT -5
If the sludge coming out of the water fountain looks like chocolate milk ..... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:59:02 GMT -5
If you have seen sewer water bubbling up out of the production floor and flood an entire aisleway ...... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:00:50 GMT -5
If you have sat around for hours waiting for a part to arrive and when it arrives it is the wrong part ... you might be a Ford worker ....
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Post by whiteh20kayaker on Mar 12, 2011 4:05:13 GMT -5
You forgot your ID and hop the fence rather than screw with the guard shack.
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:05:48 GMT -5
If you have ever wondered, do maintenance people have to put a certain amount of miles on their carts every shift? ..... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:09:17 GMT -5
If you are around more cut-throats than Johnny Depp at a pirate convention .... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:19:41 GMT -5
If you have worked with someone soooo dumb they told Mgmt how to eliminate their job(true story) ..... you might be a Ford worker ......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:27:01 GMT -5
If you tell your kids "I'm going to HELL" when leaving for work ...... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:32:07 GMT -5
If you are told by relatives who do NOT work!!!!! " Boy, it must be nice to work at Ford "..... you might be a Ford worker......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:33:58 GMT -5
If you are asked 100,000 times if you know so and so ...... you might be a Ford worker .......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 4:37:55 GMT -5
If you hope your wife lives to be 100 so she can draw your pension for 40 years ..... you might be a Ford worker ......
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Post by rky792 on Mar 12, 2011 5:24:48 GMT -5
If you are sitting a group of people while at work talking about how so and so doesn't work. Duh here's your sign!
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Post by almost30 on Mar 12, 2011 6:12:23 GMT -5
If you are sitting a group of people while at work talking about how so and so doesn't work. Duh here's your sign! Wrong Blue Comedy Tour comedian..who's next..Larry the Cable guy? I'll save you the trouble..GIT 'ER DONE! If your think "fucking" is an adjective and insert it before every noun..you might be a Ford worker |
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Post by ktpschd on Mar 12, 2011 6:15:49 GMT -5
If you get your team leader to give you a break because your job is interfering with your texting...you might be a Ford worker
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Post by beenaround on Mar 12, 2011 8:22:02 GMT -5
You've had to "get NASCAR" on someone tryin' to steal your position on the "Slyder". Don't poke around in the left lane when people are behind you and there's no one the right lane. If I'm in the left lane it's because I'm haulin' as fast as I can behind the guy in front of me. If you're game to go faster I'll move over and let ya as soon as I get the opening. Don't try to sneak past on my right and cut in because I'm closin' the gap and you're right back there behind me again. Wow Wee |
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Post by lap488 on Mar 12, 2011 9:22:28 GMT -5
If while going through a divorce, the attorney tells you to settle out of court because if it goes before a judge, you will get screwed because YOU WORK AT FORD!
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Post by lucero on Mar 12, 2011 10:02:01 GMT -5
If you have sat around for hours waiting for a part to arrive and when it arrives it is the wrong part ... you might be a Ford worker .... or waited for 4 hours for a part to come in, only to run for 30 minutes before the end of shift. |
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Post by lucero on Mar 12, 2011 10:07:10 GMT -5
or lost a whole day of production while a certain president comes to speak for 10 minutes, then the next day told to keep the line running or get wrote up because of lost production.
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Post by rky792 on Mar 12, 2011 11:00:28 GMT -5
If you are sitting a group of people while at work talking about how so and so doesn't work. Duh here's your sign! Wrong Blue Comedy Tour comedian..who's next..Larry the Cable guy? I'll save you the trouble..GIT 'ER DONE! If your think "fucking" is an adjective and insert it before every noun..you might be a Ford worker If you have a different opinion to share but can't share it without insulting someone.....you might be a ford worker With Bathroom seniority!  |
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Post by trinitus on Mar 12, 2011 11:59:35 GMT -5
If you have to put in a new post on this forum instead of one post for all your thoughts......you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by TonyV on Mar 12, 2011 12:49:02 GMT -5
If you log on under an assumed name on this board because you fear retaliation from management or co-workers - you might be a Ford worker!  |
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 13:47:44 GMT -5
If you have surgeries for the time off and free money .... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 13:50:41 GMT -5
If you have NOTHING constructive or witty to add in your post .... you might be a Ford worker ......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 13:53:05 GMT -5
If you have worked for 10+ years making $60,000+ a year and have nothing to show for it ..... you might be a Ford worker ......
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