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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 13:54:57 GMT -5
If you think REHAB is like Club Med ..... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 13:55:53 GMT -5
If you thing your supervisor is your friend ... you might be a Ford worker .....
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Post by pmooret on Mar 12, 2011 16:23:47 GMT -5
If production is scheduled to work on Sat. and you're sent home in 4hrs. because they ran out of "BODY BOLTS" you might be a Ford worker at LAP.
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Post by rocketman on Mar 12, 2011 16:48:41 GMT -5
If you reading this..
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Post by fuckugettelfinger on Mar 12, 2011 21:32:54 GMT -5
If your off on medical for 6 months with a shoulder injury.....then return to work with pictures of the barn you built while you were off.....you might be a Ford worker
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 13, 2011 15:41:43 GMT -5
If you continue to vote cuts for retirees and the future employees, you might be a Ford worker.
If you had a hand in eliminating over 8,000 good paying middle class jobs (which no education is needed), you might be a Ford worker. (20% of current workforce 2nd tier wages)
If you live in a constant state of fear and are willing to give up anything necessary to not work at Walmart, you might be a Ford worker.
If you have no problem allowing your employer to bend rules and regulations so you don't have to deal with unnecessary stress, you might be a Ford worker.
If you allow your supervisor to pay you incorrectly for X number of years because your supervisor feels "I can do that", you might be a Ford worker.
If you get to work one hour early to thoroughly clean your work area prior to your shift starting, you might be a Ford worker.
If you feel you have given, given some more, and given all you have for your employer to survive, only for your employer to feel as if you've not given them enough, you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 13, 2011 18:08:23 GMT -5
If you physically assault a co-worker, get fired, union gets your job back and then you have the nerve to demand BACKPAY .... you might be a Ford worker......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 13, 2011 18:11:40 GMT -5
If you and your spouse work at the same place making $120,000+ and you live paycheck to paycheck ....... you might be a Ford worker ........
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 13, 2011 18:13:59 GMT -5
If a co-worker got cut, went to medical, had to take a breathilizer test and got time off ...... you might be a Ford worker ......
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 13, 2011 18:16:48 GMT -5
If you bought a 60" big screen t.v. with cash ...... you might be a Ford worker ........
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Post by kentucky250s on Mar 13, 2011 18:21:56 GMT -5
You might be a ford worker if you use a screen name like Rich at Ktp : )
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Post by ctopher on Mar 13, 2011 18:36:07 GMT -5
If you have 2 extras on your team and they know 3 jobs between them..
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Post by ktpregular on Mar 14, 2011 1:30:51 GMT -5
If you re online Tuesday night checking out your pay stub....You might work at Ford
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Post by tryingtomakeit on Mar 14, 2011 19:24:29 GMT -5
If you thought getting your wife or daughter a job was a good idea, and wouldnt change anything........
If youre dumb enough to believe that the guys running for committee are really out to make a difference, and not just get off the line for 4 years.......
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Post by chicabonita on Mar 14, 2011 19:35:13 GMT -5
OMG, these posts are flipping hilarious! & a bit sad  On a positive note... If you've ever given money to help an underpriviledged kid have a Christmas...you might be a Ford worker! (Even if it meant only having a 6 beers at Stooges instead of 12. lol) |
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 15, 2011 9:20:47 GMT -5
If you go to El Nopal on break, but get too drunk to return to work...you might...
If you compliment someone on their weight loss...and they tell you "the secret is crank...and my house is cleaner than ever"...you might...
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Post by thirtyandout on Mar 15, 2011 12:46:15 GMT -5
If you hide a fire extinguisher in a locker and you get caught and get two weeks off when your a volunteer fireman................you might be a ford worker?
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Post by kentucky250s on Mar 15, 2011 13:11:47 GMT -5
now that one is a funny one and a true one
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Post by ktpbob on Mar 15, 2011 21:21:45 GMT -5
If you ever gotten off work real early and 'called home' to warn your old lady to get her boyfriend out of the house..... you might be a Ford worker! "Call Home First!"
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Post by kuka on Mar 16, 2011 11:59:14 GMT -5
If you ever gotten off work real early and 'called home' to warn your old lady to get her boyfriend out of the house..... you might be a Ford worker! "Call Home First!" If you ever get off work early, and drive like hell to catch the old lady with her boyfriend..... you might be |
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Post by almost30 on Mar 16, 2011 12:08:03 GMT -5
If you call a buddy at work to see how long the lines are going so you can leave BEFORE her husband gets home..you might be a Ford worker
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Post by lucero on Mar 18, 2011 3:49:55 GMT -5
if you piss and moan everyday about having to be at work at 6 a.m. for $30 per hour, but come November you gladly get up and sit in the woods at 4 a.m. (for free) just to try and get a "ten pointer", you might be a redneck ford worker!
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Post by lucero on Mar 18, 2011 3:52:11 GMT -5
if you have seen a coworker bring a dead deer head to work in a garbage bag (true story) to show off and have fellow coworker mount for him, you might work at ford!
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Post by keithf on Mar 18, 2011 4:17:24 GMT -5
nothing to add. just to say best thread ever. ;D
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Post by kentucky250s on Mar 19, 2011 10:39:41 GMT -5
If you have carried a empty riffle case on your shoulder through security and the plant to sell to a co worker and never stopped once you might be a ford worker......
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Post by sonofberl on Mar 19, 2011 12:27:07 GMT -5
If you ever say a guy in the parking lot bust out his window because he locked his keys in.
If you hope your buddy will let you out of the parking lot
If the guy in trim can run the line out and go home you stay and work 6 more hrs and get payed the same.
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 20, 2011 14:19:01 GMT -5
If you have ever had a co-worker try to sell you a pistol at work, inside the building .... you might be a Ford worker ......  |
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 20, 2011 14:25:41 GMT -5
If you have a union that sends all calls to voicemail because local basketball teams are playing during March Madness (KTP busted this year)....... YMBAFW
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 20, 2011 14:31:22 GMT -5
If you have donated $$ in the past for the Christmas party and later found out that many of the so-called poor kids parents drive new cars and/or were grandkids of co-workers .....YMBAFW
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 20, 2011 14:41:59 GMT -5
If you are on a first name basis with the nurses in the medical dept ....... YMBAF Slacker
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