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Post by haluvaguy on Mar 10, 2011 1:07:50 GMT -5
If you have worked some place 90 days and went home and washed the shaving cream out of your shorts, you might be a Ford employee
If you have volunteered to work Saturday and AWOL'd Monday, you might be a Ford employee
If you have worked some place 11 years, are still on night shift and are "just thankful to have a job", you might be a Ford employee
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Post by lappainter on Mar 10, 2011 4:23:18 GMT -5
If your reading this and you pretend to give a shit, then you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 10, 2011 8:29:43 GMT -5
Love the one about spending all your money on pills and complaining about being broke...we all know a few of them. LOL
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 10, 2011 8:32:43 GMT -5
If you cash your profit sharing check...take the cash and lose it all and then some at THE BOAT...but return to work and tell all your co-workers you turned it into $15,000...you might be a Ford worker.
If you spend over $100 a week on the lottery and try to convince everyone it provides you a 2nd income, you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2011 9:54:23 GMT -5
If you can take a shit without your ass touching the festerd toilet seat, you may be a Ford worker.
If you know the name of every bar within a 20 mile raidius, you may be a Ford worker.
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Post by goodtime on Mar 10, 2011 13:30:27 GMT -5
If you complain about everything the union does, yet you dont go to union mtgs, you might be a Ford worker.
If you have a committee person who is really horrible and you keep voting them back into office, you might be a Ford worker
If you know the name of every bartender around yet cant name your bargaining committee, you might be a Ford worker.
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Post by kkenn on Mar 10, 2011 14:53:10 GMT -5
If you ask to work for a company, then spend the next 30 years saying how much you hate it and that, in fact, the company sucks, you might be a Ford worker
If you turn down $65,000 clear money to leave that company, but you stay, and still say that the company sucks, you might be a Ford worker
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Post by pickupartist on Mar 10, 2011 16:22:55 GMT -5
if... When you hear the term outsourcing,you cross cardio workout off your bucket list.
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Post by kbrundag on Mar 10, 2011 17:12:59 GMT -5
If you have a superiority complex, if you think your shit don't stink, if it's do as I say, not as I do, if it's because you're a pile of Chicken Guts and an Asshole because your Boss told you to, you might be Ford Management...
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Post by ktpbob on Mar 10, 2011 18:48:12 GMT -5
....if you have a FMLA and only use it on fridays or mondays
.... if you speed up and drive under the gates at the RailRoad Crossing
....if you're exhausted from working on the line all week but getting faster toward quitting time on fridays
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Post by lucero on Mar 10, 2011 19:46:16 GMT -5
If you find out your pregnant, go to a doctor, get put on "bed rest" for 9 months, then take another 3 months fmla, come back to work for a week and find out your pregnant again. start the whole process over, you might be a female ford worker.
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Post by lucero on Mar 10, 2011 19:47:48 GMT -5
You go to work and see at least 2 former spouses, you might be a ford worker.
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Post by lucero on Mar 10, 2011 19:48:40 GMT -5
you have "a place at Dale Hollow" you might be a ford worker
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Post by tryingtomakeit on Mar 10, 2011 20:29:03 GMT -5
If your co-worker has 20 years seniority and is yet to utilize the dental plan........
If you work with a dumbass on his 3rd marriage, has a 3 year old, and is 50........
If you hear a 65 year old with 36 years seniority tell you "...I cant retire..."..........
If you work with a woman that uses such eloquent language as, motherf*cker, and f*ck you, and still claims to be a "lady"........
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Post by caprudedawg on Mar 11, 2011 1:18:11 GMT -5
If you go to union meetings for free popcorn and soda.... you might be a Ford worker or Scott Renfro. : )
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Post by dadoftwo on Mar 11, 2011 2:08:03 GMT -5
..if you have ever turned around and went back in the plant when you notice they are checking lunchboxes at the gate.
if you've ever taken a shit and ate a sandwich at the same time!! nasty but true
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Post by tiger66 on Mar 11, 2011 4:24:17 GMT -5
If you have to go home to sober up you might be a ford worker.
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Post by tiger66 on Mar 11, 2011 4:28:24 GMT -5
If you encourage family members to get operated on so you can get pain pills you might be a ford worker. Paint dep. Team -------- ;D ;D  |
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Post by trunkmonkey on Mar 11, 2011 8:33:02 GMT -5
...you think that Ford was "Built without your tax dollars" and spend your money to wear those t-shirts and bumper stickers!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2011 10:02:59 GMT -5
If you can throw a glove ball 40 yards and get a head shot, you might be a Ford Worker.
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 11, 2011 10:24:19 GMT -5
If you go to union meetings for free popcorn and soda.... you might be a Ford worker or Scott Renfro. : ) Two thumbs up...hard to beat popcorn and RC Cola. |
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Post by almost30 on Mar 11, 2011 11:15:17 GMT -5
If your outfit consists of a pink hoodie and a pair of camouflage pants....you might be a female Ford worker.
If you piss and moan when your younger trophy wife leaves you and takes the DD boobs you bought for her....you might be a Ford worker
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 11, 2011 11:37:18 GMT -5
If you realize a majority of the people you've had sexual relations with are your co-workers...you may be a Ford worker. Not speaking from personal experience at all...  |
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Post by kentucky250s on Mar 11, 2011 11:58:32 GMT -5
You may be a Ford worker if you dont want to show this link to your spouse or significant other..... : )
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Post by ScottR@KTP on Mar 11, 2011 12:56:56 GMT -5
^good one^
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Post by javajoe on Mar 11, 2011 13:16:54 GMT -5
Man I love this thread.....
If your co-worker tells you "that ain't my job", you might be a Ford worker....
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Post by javajoe on Mar 11, 2011 13:20:38 GMT -5
If you know someone who fell for the "Turkey Ticket gag"...you might be a Ford worker...
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:00:31 GMT -5
If the easier your job gets, the LAZIER you get ...... you might be a Ford worker
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:02:20 GMT -5
If you text while driving a forklift ......... you might be a Ford worker...
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Post by richatktp1 on Mar 12, 2011 3:08:18 GMT -5
If you walk thru areas with red paint stripes on the floor with several signs that clearly state "NO PEDESTRIANS" ...... (you are a moron) and you might be a Ford worker....
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